As they might say on ESPN’s “SportsCenter,” you can throw out the record books when the Cavemen meet the Dinos. Or something like that.

Weird high school team nicknames abound in sport-lovin’ America. While the Cincinnati Academy of Physical Education, with its C.A.P.E. Crusaders, no longer exists, plenty more live on in gridiron glory, such as the Poca Dots, Hoopeston Cornjerkers, Hickman Kewpies, Cario Syrupmakers, Polo Marcos and Cabden Appleknockers.

Utah’s contributions to the list of lore include:

  • The Cavemen of American Fork High, named after nearby Please log in to see the rest of this story.